Happy Father's Day

Dad's back and he has lots to unload. (not poop!). Though not gifts, but the man always delivers his brand of sagely penny-wise wisdom, as well as lengthy lectures galore. Granted, we haven't seen much of each other as of late, so he probably feels obligated to dish out some good ol' fathering to make up for lost time. I get that. Little did he know, his baby boy has been fathering and mentoring himself for the past 10 years with the aid of books and the Interweb. I have surpassed him in every way. Still, I remain humble and let him take the reins and assume his role as a father.
As a child, He taught me how to ride a bike, and reached for the toys at the top shelf when I was small. He's a great man.

To make the long story short, I woke up this morning to learn that Papa Jon and Mama Jon are heading for Splitsville....(and all I wanted was some food.)
Happy Father's day!